The bistro

So I went down to the bistro down the street -
Sat down at the table with God.

"God", I said, ... "I want absolute power".

"No problem, common request, we mass
produce the package in China - so, I'll
let you have a starter package - no cost."

"Boy, that's great - with absolute power
I can do almost anything I want."

"Actually", He said ... "No you can't" -
"In reality with absolute power you
can do almost nothing - which I can
explain to you why - but - it's very
boring - so just take my word for it.. "

"Okay I said, I'll trust you on that -
just keep the package - see ya latter."

I finished my coffee & wandered on
down the street, trying to think of
a better way to get myself in trouble.